Overheard...

Driving around town running errands this morning...

Me:  I think you and I should do a Couch to 5K sometime...

Husband:  What?  Is that a new dessert?

Me:  (Laughing hysterically) What?!  No!  What did you think I said?!  This is precisely why we need to do one.

Husband:  You mean, like, run?

Me:  (Palm to forehead in frustration)